1 00:00:20,200 --> 00:00:21,200 You do it. 2 00:00:21,620 --> 00:00:22,620 Everyone loved him. 3 00:00:23,780 --> 00:00:25,840 I'm not joking, you're right. I mean it. 4 00:00:26,880 --> 00:00:27,880 I'm not. 5 00:00:29,400 --> 00:00:30,400 It's all right, lad. 6 00:00:31,080 --> 00:00:32,080 Have a look. 7 00:00:32,700 --> 00:00:33,720 It's nothing, mate, honest. 8 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:35,000 Oh, man. 9 00:00:35,400 --> 00:00:36,920 Oh, how nice. 10 00:00:39,720 --> 00:00:40,720 Yeah, I want to help. 11 00:00:40,900 --> 00:00:43,660 No, listen, yeah. What do you think you're playing at? No, listen. 12 00:00:53,160 --> 00:01:00,000 That was a good call. It was 13 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:01,400 nice to have a few days away as well. 14 00:01:01,680 --> 00:01:02,720 Shame he couldn't have been there. 15 00:01:02,940 --> 00:01:06,080 Well, I felt I was. You texted me about it ten times. 16 00:01:06,500 --> 00:01:07,500 You didn't mention it. 17 00:01:07,840 --> 00:01:09,340 Oh, was I supposed to? 18 00:01:09,700 --> 00:01:11,980 Are we officially going out now? Morning. 19 00:01:13,720 --> 00:01:18,220 I am so glad I am doing the sex education class for the year 11th today. 20 00:01:18,460 --> 00:01:19,460 Are you? 21 00:01:19,560 --> 00:01:20,560 I've got grief. 22 00:01:21,040 --> 00:01:24,180 Just some of the things that I've managed to pick up on the high street on 23 00:01:24,180 --> 00:01:27,360 way to work this morning. Yeah, well, if you go looking for it. I can't believe 24 00:01:27,360 --> 00:01:31,060 that our kids are surrounded by this stuff 24 -7. 25 00:01:31,280 --> 00:01:34,500 Welcome back to old Blighty. It's moved on a bit. Well, I think we need to move 26 00:01:34,500 --> 00:01:35,500 on with it. 27 00:01:35,540 --> 00:01:39,200 If we can't stop them from being surrounded by this nonsense, then the 28 00:01:39,200 --> 00:01:40,200 can do is put it into context. 29 00:01:54,410 --> 00:01:55,410 Are you there? 30 00:01:58,990 --> 00:01:59,990 Marley, stop. 31 00:02:00,850 --> 00:02:02,070 Not until you take me back. 32 00:02:02,970 --> 00:02:04,470 Come on, Flit, this is killing me. 33 00:02:04,790 --> 00:02:06,070 And this is killing me. 34 00:02:12,490 --> 00:02:13,490 Is it alright, Juan? 35 00:02:15,710 --> 00:02:17,550 How did you know? 36 00:02:18,030 --> 00:02:21,030 Just a couple of hours, traipsing around the store, smelling every single 37 00:02:21,030 --> 00:02:22,030 perfume going. 38 00:02:22,570 --> 00:02:24,430 So come on, Flea, will you go back out with me again? 39 00:02:25,210 --> 00:02:28,050 All right, all right, just get up and stop making us both look like dibs. 40 00:02:28,230 --> 00:02:29,430 Really? Yes, really. 41 00:02:32,450 --> 00:02:36,710 I thought we'd do things properly this time, yeah? No more sneaking around or 42 00:02:36,710 --> 00:02:37,710 hiding from the dad. 43 00:02:39,050 --> 00:02:41,170 Molly, I mean it. No, no, we will, I promise. 44 00:02:41,570 --> 00:02:43,050 I've been thinking exactly the same thing. 45 00:02:43,870 --> 00:02:47,690 No, seriously, I probably didn't handle things properly before, did I? No, you 46 00:02:47,690 --> 00:02:51,790 didn't. OK, so me and your dad have got a few issues, but we'll sort them, OK? 47 00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:43,540 She really thinks it's a good idea leaving Kim in charge of sex, Ed. 48 00:03:43,840 --> 00:03:47,200 I mean, it's a sensitive enough subject for parents and companies as it is 49 00:03:47,200 --> 00:03:49,080 without getting the sledgehammer involved. 50 00:03:49,560 --> 00:03:52,000 Well, why don't I just wait and see how she handles things this morning before 51 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:53,180 jumping to conclusions, Ed? 52 00:03:53,860 --> 00:03:56,220 Oh, here he is, the birthday boy. 53 00:03:57,020 --> 00:03:58,040 Happy birthday, girl. 54 00:03:58,380 --> 00:03:59,380 Cheers, Ed. 55 00:04:00,720 --> 00:04:06,040 Oh, it's a big day for him, isn't it, eh? A big one -sixth. Yep, my official 56 00:04:06,040 --> 00:04:07,300 could be around to appreciate it. 57 00:04:07,770 --> 00:04:10,890 Well, she hasn't been in touch with him either? Nope. Not a call, not a card, 58 00:04:10,930 --> 00:04:11,930 not even a text. 59 00:04:12,070 --> 00:04:14,430 You know that he's asked to have a party at mine tonight. 60 00:04:14,750 --> 00:04:16,610 He only needs something to cheer him up, doesn't he? 61 00:04:16,970 --> 00:04:21,310 And, you know, if things get out of hand, you can always step in and help 62 00:04:21,550 --> 00:04:25,490 Oh, I can, can't I? Oh, please, is there any chance I'm going to get an adult 63 00:04:25,490 --> 00:04:26,630 conversation all night? 64 00:04:27,070 --> 00:04:29,730 I haven't been to a house party in years. 65 00:04:29,990 --> 00:04:33,050 I might have to go and dust off me old glow sticks and everything. 66 00:04:37,140 --> 00:04:38,620 So the rumours are true, are they? 67 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:41,040 Oh, yes. Enter us into a choir competition. 68 00:04:41,460 --> 00:04:45,980 Well, it's early days yet. These haven't been up long, but the kids seem keen. 69 00:04:46,120 --> 00:04:47,840 Well, what about the heaths? Do you think we're up to it? 70 00:04:49,280 --> 00:04:51,020 Yeah, I'm pretty sure we can get them there. 71 00:04:51,380 --> 00:04:53,900 But if you're worried, I can always give you a showcase sometime. 72 00:04:54,420 --> 00:04:57,040 Really? Oh, great. OK, well, how about today after school? 73 00:04:59,500 --> 00:05:01,360 Yeah. Yeah, look forward to it. 74 00:05:06,160 --> 00:05:07,540 You guys look so grinny above. 75 00:05:07,940 --> 00:05:08,940 Me and Flick. 76 00:05:09,540 --> 00:05:10,540 It's back on. 77 00:05:11,140 --> 00:05:13,500 Oh, son, that is so fantastic. 78 00:05:13,740 --> 00:05:14,740 Well done. 79 00:05:15,200 --> 00:05:18,260 Look, um, I've still got to get that money back to Ralph, though, yeah? 80 00:05:21,020 --> 00:05:23,140 Mum, tell me you've managed to get some of it back, please. 81 00:05:23,400 --> 00:05:26,380 No, I'm working on it. I'm working on it. Mum, I don't need working on that. I 82 00:05:26,380 --> 00:05:27,380 need it done, OK? 83 00:05:27,440 --> 00:05:29,520 I'm sorting it, Marty. Trust me. 84 00:05:37,480 --> 00:05:42,320 What I want to try and do this morning is burst some of the myths that you've 85 00:05:42,320 --> 00:05:44,540 been getting about sex and sexual behaviour. 86 00:05:45,120 --> 00:05:46,120 Favourite positions. 87 00:05:46,400 --> 00:05:48,000 I've done that, done that. 88 00:05:48,340 --> 00:05:49,460 I've done them all, man. 89 00:05:49,820 --> 00:05:53,300 I think Bolton's got a few myths of his own, Miss, thinking he's some kind of 90 00:05:53,300 --> 00:05:55,060 expert. No more than you. 91 00:05:55,560 --> 00:06:02,480 Slag. Now, why would Michaela be a slag when you would be a stud 92 00:06:02,480 --> 00:06:03,480 for sleeping around? 93 00:06:03,520 --> 00:06:05,640 Exactly. I've not been sleeping around. 94 00:06:07,180 --> 00:06:10,060 Let's just stop with all the sexual insults, OK? 95 00:06:10,540 --> 00:06:13,560 If you're not giving each other a hard time for having too much sex, it's for 96 00:06:13,560 --> 00:06:14,560 having too little. 97 00:06:14,840 --> 00:06:15,840 Or none at all. 98 00:06:18,680 --> 00:06:22,000 Bolton, have you ever heard the expression, all mouth and no trousers? 99 00:06:28,940 --> 00:06:29,940 What's that? 100 00:06:30,220 --> 00:06:31,220 My lesson plans. 101 00:06:31,940 --> 00:06:33,300 I thought you could have a read through them. 102 00:06:33,600 --> 00:06:34,600 Check them for me. 103 00:06:34,820 --> 00:06:35,820 Add them to the pile. 104 00:06:37,240 --> 00:06:38,520 Right. OK. 105 00:06:39,980 --> 00:06:45,640 What's the use in me having a fully qualified teacher as a boyfriend if he's 106 00:06:45,640 --> 00:06:47,620 going to give me some extracurricular attention? 107 00:06:50,560 --> 00:06:51,560 All right. 108 00:06:52,020 --> 00:06:53,060 All right, you got me. 109 00:06:53,560 --> 00:06:57,300 But I hope you realise what a risk I'm taking giving one of my pupils special 110 00:06:57,300 --> 00:07:01,320 favours. Well, if you get these done for me by the end of today, then I might 111 00:07:01,320 --> 00:07:03,280 just repay your special favours. 112 00:07:03,700 --> 00:07:04,700 Right. 113 00:07:09,520 --> 00:07:10,540 All right, here's one for you. 114 00:07:11,260 --> 00:07:15,420 When it comes to the battle of the sexes, who do you think has got it 115 00:07:15,600 --> 00:07:16,840 boys or girls? Girls. 116 00:07:17,300 --> 00:07:18,300 Girls. What? 117 00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:19,480 No way. 118 00:07:19,600 --> 00:07:20,299 Hey, you have. 119 00:07:20,300 --> 00:07:22,880 We've got to make sure you've got protection so we don't end up getting 120 00:07:22,880 --> 00:07:23,880 pregnant. Exactly. 121 00:07:24,100 --> 00:07:26,620 And we've got to make sure we're protected so we don't get nothing. 122 00:07:26,940 --> 00:07:30,880 Look, as long as everybody is protected against sexually transmitted infections, 123 00:07:31,020 --> 00:07:32,120 that is the main thing. 124 00:07:32,340 --> 00:07:35,820 Yeah, but, Miss, what about, you know, us girls being expected to hold on to 125 00:07:35,820 --> 00:07:38,900 virginity while that lot can just lose it sooner? 126 00:07:39,400 --> 00:07:42,760 Girls get to do the picking, yeah? We've got to do all the hard work persuading 127 00:07:42,760 --> 00:07:45,760 us to sleep with us in the first place. Yeah, well, it's not our fault you think 128 00:07:45,760 --> 00:07:47,640 with that rather than this, is it? 129 00:07:48,300 --> 00:07:53,360 The point is, if we weren't all so competitive, we wouldn't be rushing to 130 00:07:53,360 --> 00:07:57,100 anything without thinking it through for ourselves instead of, well, instead of 131 00:07:57,100 --> 00:07:58,380 letting others do it for us. 132 00:07:59,440 --> 00:08:02,040 It's only you that knows when you are ready. 133 00:08:02,700 --> 00:08:07,220 All right, so if that means waiting or staying a virgin for longer than you 134 00:08:07,220 --> 00:08:08,320 planned, then so be it. 135 00:08:11,850 --> 00:08:18,490 an independent and responsible attitude towards sexual activity, well, that can 136 00:08:18,490 --> 00:08:20,090 help stop the spread of STIs. 137 00:08:20,370 --> 00:08:25,310 Maybe just stop Michaela from sleeping around. Bolton, please. No, it's OK, 138 00:08:25,430 --> 00:08:27,650 Miss, cos I know I haven't got anything. 139 00:08:28,110 --> 00:08:32,250 In spite of what some people might be saying, I haven't slept around at all. 140 00:08:34,150 --> 00:08:35,590 I'm a virgin, if you must know. 141 00:08:36,880 --> 00:08:40,280 And it's my choice, and it's my business, and I'm happy with it. 142 00:08:41,520 --> 00:08:42,919 Has anybody got a problem with that? 143 00:08:44,660 --> 00:08:47,380 No, I don't think anyone does. Thank you, Michaela. Well done. 144 00:08:50,340 --> 00:08:52,560 Anyone else want to express their individuality? 145 00:08:54,020 --> 00:08:55,180 Yeah, all right. 146 00:08:57,040 --> 00:08:58,040 I'm a virgin too. 147 00:08:59,020 --> 00:09:00,020 Get over it. 148 00:09:07,150 --> 00:09:08,230 That's my choice, though, isn't it? 149 00:09:09,650 --> 00:09:11,290 Quiet. Quiet. 150 00:09:12,090 --> 00:09:13,090 Philip. 151 00:09:14,110 --> 00:09:15,990 Philip. Do you see you? 152 00:09:16,430 --> 00:09:17,470 What have I done? 153 00:09:20,310 --> 00:09:21,310 Philip. 154 00:09:21,770 --> 00:09:22,770 Philip. 155 00:09:22,970 --> 00:09:23,990 Look, I'm sorry. 156 00:09:26,810 --> 00:09:30,090 That didn't go quite to plan. It's absolutely my fault. 157 00:09:30,390 --> 00:09:31,390 You're going to fix it for me, then? 158 00:09:31,770 --> 00:09:32,830 Of course I can. 159 00:09:33,050 --> 00:09:34,070 Exactly. It's my problem. 160 00:09:35,459 --> 00:09:36,500 Philip, you're 16. 161 00:09:37,620 --> 00:09:39,120 Like, this is not a competition. 162 00:09:39,660 --> 00:09:40,459 Yeah, it is. 163 00:09:40,460 --> 00:09:43,640 And then once you do do it, it all becomes about who can do it the most and 164 00:09:43,640 --> 00:09:44,619 who's the best. 165 00:09:44,620 --> 00:09:45,920 Don't get caught up in all that. 166 00:09:46,860 --> 00:09:48,520 That's what I've just been trying to tell you. 167 00:09:48,720 --> 00:09:49,720 Well, tell them. 168 00:09:50,260 --> 00:09:51,640 All right, then I will. 169 00:09:52,960 --> 00:09:56,700 I will. I'll get hold of lots of information that'll make them think 170 00:09:56,700 --> 00:09:57,700 the promiscuous behaviour. 171 00:09:58,100 --> 00:09:59,460 So that's going to solve my problem, is it? 172 00:10:00,920 --> 00:10:01,920 No, it's not. 173 00:10:04,210 --> 00:10:06,830 The truth is, this is one something you are going to have to figure out 174 00:10:06,830 --> 00:10:12,710 yourself. But what I will say is, things happen when they happen. 175 00:10:14,130 --> 00:10:17,530 Right? And when they do, you want to make sure that it is with the right 176 00:10:17,750 --> 00:10:19,150 under the right circumstances. 177 00:10:20,310 --> 00:10:22,550 Someone you care about and someone who cares about you. 178 00:10:24,390 --> 00:10:26,470 You only get to give this thing away once. 179 00:10:27,290 --> 00:10:30,330 So when you do, just make sure it means something. 180 00:10:33,900 --> 00:10:34,900 Thanks, miss. 181 00:10:37,940 --> 00:10:39,180 But Bolton's right, though. 182 00:10:39,440 --> 00:10:41,200 I mean, I've never even had the choice. 183 00:10:41,440 --> 00:10:42,440 You know, I'm never gonna. 184 00:10:43,100 --> 00:10:45,220 No, not with that self -pitying attitude, you're not. 185 00:10:49,100 --> 00:10:50,100 Fill it. 186 00:10:55,220 --> 00:10:58,940 Mr Wilding's asked me to remind anyone that's attending his choir practice that 187 00:10:58,940 --> 00:11:01,060 you'll be meeting in C12 at break today. 188 00:11:03,750 --> 00:11:04,750 You're coming? 189 00:11:04,910 --> 00:11:05,910 No way. 190 00:11:06,250 --> 00:11:08,350 We're still going out on Matilda, aren't you? Yeah. 191 00:11:09,070 --> 00:11:12,710 I just sworn it was you out back at my church last meeting with Ryan. 192 00:11:14,390 --> 00:11:15,630 I'd like getting out now, would you? 193 00:11:16,730 --> 00:11:18,010 Are you mates to Katie and Joe? 194 00:11:18,290 --> 00:11:20,210 Yeah. Oh, yeah, I thought we'd do the photos. 195 00:11:20,950 --> 00:11:23,630 You know, I spoke to them in the girls' toilet since last Wednesday. 196 00:11:24,790 --> 00:11:26,190 I can check if you want. 197 00:11:27,090 --> 00:11:29,330 Or you and the rest can just come along to choir practice. 198 00:11:29,910 --> 00:11:31,130 Okay, I'll be there. 199 00:11:33,840 --> 00:11:34,840 Hi. 200 00:11:37,840 --> 00:11:39,100 Hiya. Hey. 201 00:11:39,720 --> 00:11:40,720 Hey. 202 00:11:41,540 --> 00:11:42,540 More treats? 203 00:11:42,580 --> 00:11:45,200 Yeah, it's nothing. We had a bunch left over, so I just thought you might fancy 204 00:11:45,200 --> 00:11:46,200 them. Cheers, Rose. 205 00:11:46,780 --> 00:11:50,000 Just a little thank you for coming along to the AA meetings with me. 206 00:11:50,380 --> 00:11:52,560 All I do is sit outside in the car. 207 00:11:53,040 --> 00:11:55,160 Well, it means a lot to have someone there for me. 208 00:11:57,320 --> 00:12:00,260 I'm really not keen on doing all this behind Davina's back. 209 00:12:01,230 --> 00:12:03,250 I know, but please don't tell her, Tom. 210 00:12:04,190 --> 00:12:07,550 It's hard enough keeping a lid on this as it is. I'd die if anyone else found 211 00:12:07,550 --> 00:12:08,550 out. 212 00:12:10,010 --> 00:12:11,010 Please. 213 00:12:11,570 --> 00:12:12,570 OK. 214 00:12:33,730 --> 00:12:36,730 Can I speak to Detective Inspector Mellor, please? 215 00:12:38,850 --> 00:12:40,090 Are you in North Mellor? 216 00:12:53,150 --> 00:12:55,050 Hi. You all right there? 217 00:12:55,710 --> 00:12:56,750 Yeah, sorry. 218 00:12:57,050 --> 00:13:00,030 I was just on my way to see someone. 219 00:13:00,850 --> 00:13:01,850 Oh, OK. 220 00:13:02,110 --> 00:13:05,130 Well, if you want to go through those doors there, then you can register with 221 00:13:05,130 --> 00:13:06,290 security on your way in. 222 00:13:09,370 --> 00:13:10,370 Thanks for your help. 223 00:13:14,790 --> 00:13:18,530 Hang on, I thought you wanted to see... It's okay, love, I'll come back later. 224 00:13:20,930 --> 00:13:21,930 Thanks again. 225 00:13:26,350 --> 00:13:29,910 I did try and talk to him, but he... Well, how's that going to help? 226 00:13:30,820 --> 00:13:33,460 He's probably going to get more grief because you brought it out in the open. 227 00:13:33,660 --> 00:13:35,520 Well, someone clearly needed to. 228 00:13:37,160 --> 00:13:43,080 I know that you're not his mum, but someone does need to talk to him about 229 00:13:43,700 --> 00:13:46,880 Right. Well, thanks, Kim. Thank you. 230 00:13:49,960 --> 00:13:53,460 Great. She makes a mess of things and needs you to pick up the pieces. Just 231 00:13:53,460 --> 00:13:54,239 you need. 232 00:13:54,240 --> 00:13:56,660 OK, this is where I need to hold my hands up because... 233 00:13:57,130 --> 00:13:58,130 I need your help. 234 00:13:58,350 --> 00:14:02,510 Oh, please, Eddie, look, I just feel that this is... It's like it's too close 235 00:14:02,510 --> 00:14:06,070 home for me, and I know he's going to listen to you. Rachel, some things are 236 00:14:06,070 --> 00:14:08,490 best left to sort themselves out. I don't think this is any of our business. 237 00:14:08,790 --> 00:14:11,490 That's exactly what it is. Just listen for a second. 238 00:14:12,170 --> 00:14:13,550 It's his 16th birthday. 239 00:14:13,810 --> 00:14:17,490 His mother's just upped and left him. He lives with the head teacher of his 240 00:14:17,490 --> 00:14:20,210 school, and that's difficult enough for any lad to deal with, let alone Philip. 241 00:14:20,510 --> 00:14:24,870 And now you want me to talk to him about how he might not have had sex yet. 242 00:14:25,390 --> 00:14:28,410 You might as well write happy virgin on his birthday cake and I'm done with it. 243 00:14:35,890 --> 00:14:38,950 Funny, when they said there was some dodgy -looking lad at reception asking 244 00:14:38,950 --> 00:14:41,470 after me, the last person I expected to see was you. 245 00:14:42,510 --> 00:14:45,970 I want to sort things out between us, once and for all, but properly this 246 00:14:46,030 --> 00:14:47,570 yeah? We did that already. 247 00:14:47,870 --> 00:14:49,230 You're not getting any more cash. 248 00:14:49,550 --> 00:14:50,550 I made a mistake. 249 00:14:51,170 --> 00:14:53,490 OK, you can have the money back, I just need a bit of time to get hold of it, 250 00:14:53,530 --> 00:14:54,930 OK? What are you talking about? 251 00:14:55,570 --> 00:14:58,330 Me and Flit, we... We love each other. 252 00:14:58,890 --> 00:15:00,550 And we're going to be together, I know that now. 253 00:15:00,950 --> 00:15:03,670 You can't love her if you were going to walk away for five grand. 254 00:15:06,030 --> 00:15:08,230 And how much can you love her if you were prepared to do what you did? 255 00:15:09,050 --> 00:15:11,490 And she would never forgive either of us if she found out what happened. 256 00:15:12,030 --> 00:15:13,190 Are you threatening me? 257 00:15:13,630 --> 00:15:17,810 No, I'm just... I'm just saying we've both got as much to lose here, OK? So 258 00:15:17,810 --> 00:15:19,030 we just put this behind us? 259 00:15:19,410 --> 00:15:20,890 You know, and get on like nothing happened. 260 00:15:22,670 --> 00:15:24,450 I bet you planned this all along, didn't you? 261 00:15:24,890 --> 00:15:26,470 Get the cash and the girl. 262 00:15:26,790 --> 00:15:28,050 How much more is it going to take? 263 00:15:29,050 --> 00:15:30,050 Don't you get it? 264 00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:33,350 No amount of money in the world is going to stop me from seeing Flick. 265 00:15:38,150 --> 00:15:39,150 All right. 266 00:15:39,970 --> 00:15:40,970 You win. 267 00:15:42,670 --> 00:15:45,010 Thanks for finally having the guts to be honest with me. 268 00:15:45,490 --> 00:15:46,490 I respect that. 269 00:16:05,710 --> 00:16:06,710 It's 500. 270 00:16:07,430 --> 00:16:08,430 What is why? 271 00:16:11,510 --> 00:16:12,510 Phil. 272 00:16:14,070 --> 00:16:15,070 Fill it. 273 00:16:17,490 --> 00:16:18,490 Don't know. 274 00:16:18,750 --> 00:16:19,790 Well, it's not that hard. 275 00:16:20,150 --> 00:16:21,590 Everyone else needs to have done it already. 276 00:16:22,570 --> 00:16:23,670 Story of your life, mate. 277 00:16:26,270 --> 00:16:28,330 Phil, quiet word outside, mate. 278 00:16:30,510 --> 00:16:32,970 Just get on with your work, please. 279 00:16:42,439 --> 00:16:44,400 So, you want to tell me what's up? 280 00:16:45,240 --> 00:16:46,880 Nothing. Well, something is. 281 00:16:50,240 --> 00:16:51,780 Can't we tell you as well as the whole school? 282 00:16:53,260 --> 00:16:58,120 Look, Miss Campbell's a bit in your face. 283 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:01,840 Just try and forget about it. 284 00:17:02,320 --> 00:17:03,800 Might as well forget about my party as well. 285 00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:05,200 Nothing to celebrate now. 286 00:17:06,040 --> 00:17:08,680 No one's going to want to come to some loser. 287 00:17:09,700 --> 00:17:11,380 Virgin's party anyway, so I'm calling it off then. 288 00:17:44,940 --> 00:17:46,480 Okay. Welcome, welcome. 289 00:17:47,480 --> 00:17:49,180 Good to see so many faces. 290 00:17:49,440 --> 00:17:50,520 Looking so keen. 291 00:17:53,580 --> 00:17:54,580 Someone died? 292 00:17:55,060 --> 00:17:56,240 No, which is fine. 293 00:17:56,760 --> 00:18:01,320 Okay. Right. So, choral music. 294 00:18:01,700 --> 00:18:02,700 Yay. 295 00:18:03,180 --> 00:18:09,200 It's all about singing together. Okay. All your voices singing as one. 296 00:18:09,540 --> 00:18:13,120 Right. I've chosen a piece of music that some of you might be familiar with, 297 00:18:13,180 --> 00:18:15,600 just to help reinforce this message. Okay? 298 00:18:18,660 --> 00:18:20,740 Let's just go from the top and see how we get on. Okay? 299 00:18:21,980 --> 00:18:25,860 When the night is gone. 300 00:18:29,160 --> 00:18:30,160 Oh. 301 00:18:36,640 --> 00:18:37,640 Oh. 302 00:18:39,740 --> 00:18:40,740 They're heavy, aren't they? 303 00:18:42,180 --> 00:18:43,180 She's cute. 304 00:18:43,900 --> 00:18:45,980 So is one of these little ones Kim Campbell's then? 305 00:18:46,520 --> 00:18:47,780 Yeah, this one. 306 00:18:49,440 --> 00:18:50,440 Why? 307 00:18:50,940 --> 00:18:52,540 Oh, just a friend of the family's. 308 00:18:53,440 --> 00:18:56,120 Do you mind if I take a couple of... I think I'd better go and get someone. 309 00:18:56,440 --> 00:18:59,320 Oh, come on, it'll be a nice surprise for Kim. She's probably busy now, yeah? 310 00:19:00,300 --> 00:19:01,780 Come on, you can be in it as well if you like. 311 00:19:23,440 --> 00:19:24,440 Thanks. Hey! 312 00:19:27,940 --> 00:19:29,240 Did you hear me? 313 00:19:46,520 --> 00:19:47,520 Okay, 314 00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:48,739 stop there. 315 00:19:48,740 --> 00:19:50,380 Well, y 'all fought back. 316 00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:55,700 I know this is the first run -through, but that was... Tell me, you weren't 317 00:19:55,700 --> 00:19:58,660 trying. It was like watching a funeral. Is there something going on here? No. 318 00:20:02,440 --> 00:20:07,760 All right, if anyone is here against their will, would you put your hand... 319 00:20:07,760 --> 00:20:11,600 right, go. 320 00:20:13,820 --> 00:20:15,860 Sam, Lauren, wait here, please. 321 00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:20,760 It was her idea. 322 00:20:21,340 --> 00:20:22,340 She threatened them. 323 00:20:22,520 --> 00:20:25,460 Told them that they had to come or something had happened to them. 324 00:20:26,120 --> 00:20:27,120 She did it as well. 325 00:20:27,580 --> 00:20:28,580 She told me to. 326 00:20:28,900 --> 00:20:29,960 I don't believe this. 327 00:20:30,420 --> 00:20:33,680 Look, there was no other way to get them to come. Nobody even wanted to be here. 328 00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:39,060 Right. Well, you of all people should have told me. 329 00:20:39,460 --> 00:20:41,980 Instead of wasting my time and making me look like a fool. 330 00:20:43,320 --> 00:20:46,060 Would you want to be the one who tells Miss Mason why she won't be getting a 331 00:20:46,060 --> 00:20:47,060 performance this evening? 332 00:20:47,100 --> 00:20:48,180 What? Yeah. 333 00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:50,040 Turns out... 334 00:20:50,350 --> 00:20:53,110 She had high hopes for this choir, just like the rest of us. 335 00:20:53,770 --> 00:20:55,510 I suppose that doesn't matter any more, does it? 336 00:20:56,650 --> 00:20:58,550 Seeing as it never existed in the first place. 337 00:21:04,530 --> 00:21:08,050 Thanks to your half -arsed birds -and -the -bees session, Philip's ready to 338 00:21:08,050 --> 00:21:10,810 stick his head in the oven. It wasn't half -arsed. Yeah? 339 00:21:11,130 --> 00:21:13,470 Then why is he cancelling his party all of a sudden? 340 00:21:13,750 --> 00:21:14,509 He hasn't. 341 00:21:14,510 --> 00:21:17,290 Yeah. The only thing you've managed to do is ruin a young lad's birthday. 342 00:21:19,230 --> 00:21:21,650 Um... I'll go and have another word with him. No. 343 00:21:22,170 --> 00:21:24,570 Don't you think you've done enough damage to his ego for one day? 344 00:21:24,770 --> 00:21:26,010 Well, I haven't done that. 345 00:21:26,790 --> 00:21:31,010 It's the pressure that if he hasn't lost his virginity by age 14, then he's a 346 00:21:31,010 --> 00:21:31,929 late starter. 347 00:21:31,930 --> 00:21:33,130 That's what lads are like. 348 00:21:33,350 --> 00:21:36,170 Well, if that is the case, then we should make sure that they're doing it 349 00:21:36,170 --> 00:21:38,470 safely. Without doing any more damage. 350 00:21:38,850 --> 00:21:39,930 Well, how do you propose we do that? 351 00:21:40,730 --> 00:21:43,790 Increased awareness and responsibility for your own sexual health. 352 00:21:45,130 --> 00:21:46,890 You are kidding, aren't you? 353 00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:50,820 Why not? 16 to 24 -year -olds have got the highest rate of infection. 354 00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:54,220 Well, don't blame me when you've got a queue of angry parents knocking on your 355 00:21:54,220 --> 00:21:55,340 door. For what? 356 00:21:56,080 --> 00:21:57,720 Protecting the sexual health of the kids? 357 00:21:57,940 --> 00:22:02,240 No, for shoving sex and sexual activity down their throats, like these magazines 358 00:22:02,240 --> 00:22:03,900 you've been railing against all morning. 359 00:22:04,180 --> 00:22:07,200 Well, at least I'm not ignoring the problem like you and Rachel. 360 00:22:08,040 --> 00:22:12,880 If I can get just one kid to treat an SDI or wait until they're ready before 361 00:22:12,880 --> 00:22:14,920 they have sex, then I'm doing my job right, aren't I? 362 00:22:23,820 --> 00:22:24,820 We're free. 363 00:22:27,840 --> 00:22:31,060 How much did it cost the movie to come to that little arrangement? 364 00:22:32,020 --> 00:22:34,680 The hell have you done? You didn't give me any other choice. 365 00:22:35,860 --> 00:22:36,860 Felicity! 366 00:22:43,860 --> 00:22:45,280 Felicity! Can anybody sit in here? 367 00:22:48,660 --> 00:22:51,760 What's this I hear about you cancelling your party? 368 00:22:53,390 --> 00:22:54,750 It's not like anyone else was going to come. 369 00:22:55,770 --> 00:22:57,030 No chance now, really, is it? 370 00:22:57,670 --> 00:22:58,850 Have you even asked anyone? 371 00:22:59,350 --> 00:23:00,350 No point. 372 00:23:01,430 --> 00:23:03,130 Is there a joke to everyone? 373 00:23:03,650 --> 00:23:06,590 Comedy Phil and his weird little life. 374 00:23:07,390 --> 00:23:08,390 Oh, Phil. 375 00:23:09,210 --> 00:23:12,610 Honestly, you are going to look back on this time in your life and you're going 376 00:23:12,610 --> 00:23:13,609 to laugh. 377 00:23:13,610 --> 00:23:14,770 Yeah, and so will everyone else. 378 00:23:16,090 --> 00:23:19,770 This is just a phase. If I could get your future self to walk through those 379 00:23:19,770 --> 00:23:21,670 doors and tell you... 380 00:23:21,880 --> 00:23:23,460 Do you know what? You wouldn't even recognise him. 381 00:23:24,360 --> 00:23:26,680 He'd be the one with a beard and a bulletproof suit. 382 00:23:28,360 --> 00:23:32,840 Having a party at the headteacher's house is something that you and them can 383 00:23:32,840 --> 00:23:34,220 only get to do once in a lifetime. 384 00:23:35,760 --> 00:23:39,920 I think you might be surprised just how much they'd like to get involved if only 385 00:23:39,920 --> 00:23:40,920 you give them the chance. 386 00:23:44,020 --> 00:23:46,940 All right, if you won't ask me, then I will. Oh, no. 387 00:23:47,680 --> 00:23:48,680 OK. 388 00:23:49,060 --> 00:23:50,600 Well, while you're at it... 389 00:23:51,040 --> 00:23:52,140 Why don't you give them then? 390 00:23:52,900 --> 00:23:56,240 Show them the risks of sleeping around and not being too careful. 391 00:23:56,980 --> 00:23:57,980 Okay. 392 00:24:02,760 --> 00:24:05,020 She's got the world at her fingertips, hasn't she? Yeah. 393 00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:07,560 All right, lads. 394 00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:10,960 I'm having a party tonight. 395 00:24:11,860 --> 00:24:12,860 And? 396 00:24:13,600 --> 00:24:14,600 It's at Mason's house. 397 00:24:14,860 --> 00:24:15,860 Are you serious? 398 00:24:15,980 --> 00:24:16,980 Yeah. 399 00:24:17,780 --> 00:24:19,100 Oh, definitely, man. We'll be there. 400 00:24:22,740 --> 00:24:25,380 Right, well, are we going to be mates now? 401 00:24:25,740 --> 00:24:28,600 So you can start to help me out instead of taking a mick all the time. 402 00:24:29,360 --> 00:24:30,360 Sit down, my friend. 403 00:24:33,460 --> 00:24:35,920 Look, you leave the inviting to me from now on, yeah? 404 00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:40,780 And then we'll have your party and your other little problem sorted before the 405 00:24:40,780 --> 00:24:41,780 night's out. 406 00:24:42,820 --> 00:24:43,820 Okay. 407 00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:44,959 Oh, yeah. 408 00:24:44,960 --> 00:24:48,020 Campbell told us to give you a couple of these to read. What? 409 00:24:48,380 --> 00:24:49,380 I've been nosy. 410 00:24:49,620 --> 00:24:50,620 Gone a what? 411 00:24:50,900 --> 00:24:52,200 Just in case you two... 412 00:24:52,480 --> 00:24:55,940 Non -virgins have picked anything up on your travels. Mate, come on! 413 00:24:58,560 --> 00:24:59,760 Kim, can I have a word? 414 00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:03,620 Oh, can you just give us five minutes? No, I can't. Not really. 415 00:25:25,439 --> 00:25:29,200 Because he's no good for you. Why can't you? Who are you to decide what? Get the 416 00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:31,480 hell away from me. Please, let me... Both of you. 417 00:25:32,420 --> 00:25:35,520 I'm not some piece of furniture you can just trade how you want. 418 00:25:35,760 --> 00:25:39,100 This is just some stupid teenage crush. You'll be over him next week. This 419 00:25:39,100 --> 00:25:40,100 wasn't about us. 420 00:25:40,300 --> 00:25:41,960 Okay, I needed him for my family. 421 00:25:42,380 --> 00:25:44,040 I didn't mean to hurt you. But you did. 422 00:25:45,180 --> 00:25:49,080 You broke up with me and made me feel like I'd done something wrong when it 423 00:25:49,080 --> 00:25:50,080 you all along. 424 00:25:50,320 --> 00:25:52,760 It's always your no -good family first, isn't it? And what about you, then? 425 00:25:53,020 --> 00:25:54,280 You're supposed to be any better. 426 00:25:54,700 --> 00:25:55,880 Listen. No! 427 00:26:29,810 --> 00:26:30,449 Everyone's invited. 428 00:26:30,450 --> 00:26:32,450 No, no, no, no. I have to talk about a few people. Go watch, man. 429 00:26:36,510 --> 00:26:37,510 Yo. 430 00:26:41,330 --> 00:26:42,330 What, man? 431 00:26:42,450 --> 00:26:43,229 Oh, did you miss? 432 00:26:43,230 --> 00:26:44,790 No. Oh, I didn't miss. 433 00:26:45,310 --> 00:26:46,310 Yeah. 434 00:26:57,260 --> 00:26:59,880 This is some kind of joke. No, I had to chase them away myself. 435 00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:02,400 Have you got any idea what this is about? 436 00:27:03,460 --> 00:27:04,460 No. 437 00:27:05,100 --> 00:27:06,500 Kim... Steph, just leave it, please. 438 00:27:07,080 --> 00:27:11,220 Look, if I find some strange man snooping about the school taking photos 439 00:27:11,220 --> 00:27:14,060 kids, that's something I've got to report to the police. It's not to say 440 00:27:14,060 --> 00:27:15,080 said. Just leave it. 441 00:27:17,940 --> 00:27:23,440 When the night has come... Wait, start again, start again. 442 00:27:23,640 --> 00:27:25,500 One, two, three. 443 00:27:35,120 --> 00:27:37,120 Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. 444 00:27:38,040 --> 00:27:39,040 What was that? 445 00:27:39,220 --> 00:27:41,580 You're reaching too high. Find the right pitch, okay? 446 00:27:42,860 --> 00:27:46,420 When the night... Night. 447 00:27:48,860 --> 00:27:50,540 Better. Good luck with it, yeah? 448 00:27:52,860 --> 00:27:53,860 Look, sir. 449 00:27:54,260 --> 00:27:55,900 Will you give us another shot, please? 450 00:27:57,320 --> 00:27:59,100 A little choir's still a choir. 451 00:28:00,740 --> 00:28:03,240 I've never liked anything proper like this before, sir. 452 00:28:03,950 --> 00:28:06,810 Give it another go and I can make them love it just as much as I do. 453 00:28:13,270 --> 00:28:16,110 Anita, Daniel, stand over there for me. Right next to each other. 454 00:28:16,850 --> 00:28:18,050 Right, just remember, smile. 455 00:28:18,690 --> 00:28:20,310 Okay? This is good. Eyes up. 456 00:28:20,830 --> 00:28:21,629 Chins up. 457 00:28:21,630 --> 00:28:22,630 Guys, come on. 458 00:28:50,730 --> 00:28:53,450 It's just about the idea of danger. 459 00:28:53,990 --> 00:28:58,290 And step. And step. And step. And step. 460 00:28:58,590 --> 00:29:00,890 And step. And step. And step. 461 00:29:01,130 --> 00:29:01,130 And step. And step. And step. And step. And step. And step. And step. And step. 462 00:29:01,130 --> 00:29:01,189 And step. And step. And step. And step. And step. And step. And step. And step. 463 00:29:01,190 --> 00:29:05,690 And step. And step. And step. And step. 464 00:29:30,440 --> 00:29:31,440 Give you a couple of these. 465 00:29:32,500 --> 00:29:33,540 Here you go. Have a read. 466 00:29:34,300 --> 00:29:35,300 Sex clinic. 467 00:29:35,540 --> 00:29:37,840 Have you had sex yet? Well, what's it got to do with you? 468 00:29:38,380 --> 00:29:41,800 Ah, well, Miss Campbell's told me to circulate a few of these for people who 469 00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:43,440 might need testing to make sure you haven't got anything. 470 00:29:43,700 --> 00:29:44,700 Well, what if I don't want to? 471 00:29:45,380 --> 00:29:47,020 Well, if you've got something to hide. 472 00:29:47,220 --> 00:29:49,760 I don't think that's any of your business or the school's. 473 00:29:50,120 --> 00:29:53,200 Well, we'll have to see what Miss Campbell says when she finds out you 474 00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:54,200 it. Oh, really? 475 00:29:54,680 --> 00:29:58,680 Well, I'll have to see what my mum says when she finds out I haven't been given 476 00:29:58,680 --> 00:29:59,479 a choice. 477 00:29:59,480 --> 00:30:00,480 Ooh. 478 00:30:02,010 --> 00:30:03,010 Right then. 479 00:30:22,510 --> 00:30:25,690 Hey, Bill Parkey's back on. Oh, fantastic. 480 00:30:26,370 --> 00:30:28,390 Oh, whatever Kim said, he's done the trick, hasn't he? 481 00:30:28,830 --> 00:30:31,450 He wouldn't have cancelled in the first place if she'd kept her mouth shut. 482 00:30:31,750 --> 00:30:34,850 Eddie, she might have had a point, you know. It is better to get things out in 483 00:30:34,850 --> 00:30:35,950 the open than ignore them, isn't it? 484 00:30:37,210 --> 00:30:38,210 Hello, Joyce. 485 00:30:38,670 --> 00:30:39,670 Thank you. 486 00:30:44,310 --> 00:30:45,310 Problem? 487 00:30:45,950 --> 00:30:49,230 Lauren Fletcher's mum's on the way in to see us. She wants to know why her 488 00:30:49,230 --> 00:30:51,450 daughter is being made to attend a sex clinic. 489 00:30:54,790 --> 00:30:56,690 It's over, Claude. Believe me. 490 00:30:57,130 --> 00:30:58,130 Girls. 491 00:30:58,400 --> 00:30:59,460 Hi, hi. How are we? 492 00:31:00,680 --> 00:31:02,420 I'm having a party tonight, round of mine. 493 00:31:02,980 --> 00:31:07,920 Nathan's? Nathan's. And I could do with a few XX chromosomes around to balance 494 00:31:07,920 --> 00:31:08,920 out all the XY. 495 00:31:10,560 --> 00:31:13,180 We need a few girls. It probably won't be interesting. 496 00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:16,020 Oh, it's nice to be wanted, isn't it, Flip? 497 00:31:16,580 --> 00:31:17,920 I could do with a break from studio. 498 00:31:18,180 --> 00:31:20,160 Definitely. Could do with a break full stop. 499 00:31:20,660 --> 00:31:21,660 Good, great. 500 00:31:21,920 --> 00:31:25,740 By the way, I've got a few of these that I'm handing out at the moment. No, 501 00:31:25,780 --> 00:31:26,840 we'll see you later, girls. 502 00:31:27,350 --> 00:31:29,010 Why are you trying to scare the honeys off with you? 503 00:31:29,430 --> 00:31:30,630 It's in the leaflets, man. 504 00:31:30,910 --> 00:31:31,910 Just put them away. 505 00:31:32,790 --> 00:31:33,790 OK. 506 00:31:36,190 --> 00:31:39,970 Mrs Fletcher, how can I help? What are you trying to imply about my Lauren? 507 00:31:39,970 --> 00:31:40,849 she sleeps around? 508 00:31:40,850 --> 00:31:42,390 No. Nobody's trying to say that. 509 00:31:42,630 --> 00:31:43,630 So what do you call this, then? 510 00:31:44,150 --> 00:31:47,610 Yeah, I'm afraid there's been some confusion with the sexual education 511 00:31:47,610 --> 00:31:49,590 today. My daughter was given that. 512 00:31:49,830 --> 00:31:51,570 She's 13, for God's sake. 513 00:31:51,770 --> 00:31:53,010 That's a pretty big confusion. 514 00:31:53,410 --> 00:31:55,930 I know. I can only apologise. We are going to look into it. 515 00:31:56,130 --> 00:31:59,380 I'm her mother. And I'll be the judge of whether or not she's in danger and at 516 00:31:59,380 --> 00:32:00,319 what age. 517 00:32:00,320 --> 00:32:03,760 Of course. And we would not authorise anything like that without consulting 518 00:32:03,760 --> 00:32:04,579 parents first. 519 00:32:04,580 --> 00:32:07,600 It seems one of our colleagues got a little carried away. 520 00:32:08,100 --> 00:32:09,700 We'll make sure it never happens again. 521 00:32:10,520 --> 00:32:11,520 Good. 522 00:32:12,440 --> 00:32:15,900 Otherwise, I may be forced to consider whether Lauren would be better placed at 523 00:32:15,900 --> 00:32:16,900 another school. 524 00:32:20,120 --> 00:32:21,120 Goodbye. 525 00:32:27,690 --> 00:32:28,690 everything together. 526 00:32:43,170 --> 00:32:44,170 Tom! 527 00:32:51,650 --> 00:32:52,650 Hey. 528 00:32:53,130 --> 00:32:54,130 Can I have a quick word? 529 00:32:54,650 --> 00:32:55,650 What is it? 530 00:32:56,140 --> 00:32:58,080 I need to borrow some money from you if I can. 531 00:32:58,880 --> 00:33:02,160 I wouldn't ask if I didn't really need it. On top of everything else I'm doing 532 00:33:02,160 --> 00:33:03,160 for you. I know. 533 00:33:04,300 --> 00:33:06,000 No one else I can ask for a loan. 534 00:33:10,060 --> 00:33:11,060 Kim. 535 00:33:11,720 --> 00:33:13,360 What the hell did you think you were doing? 536 00:33:14,260 --> 00:33:15,260 What? What is it? 537 00:33:15,900 --> 00:33:20,900 Giving these to Philip to hand out to everyone he sees, including the Year 9s. 538 00:33:21,680 --> 00:33:24,800 They were just meant to be for the seniors. I was trying to help him. 539 00:33:25,280 --> 00:33:26,760 I just ended up getting a bit distracted. 540 00:33:27,320 --> 00:33:30,520 These were not authorised to be handed out to any year in the first place. 541 00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:33,740 Do you know what? I'll make sure that it never happens again, OK? 542 00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:36,540 I hope it won't, because I don't know what kind of mission you're on at the 543 00:33:36,540 --> 00:33:38,360 moment, Kim, but it's not one that I can support. 544 00:33:38,940 --> 00:33:41,020 I really need to go now, if I can, please. 545 00:33:41,820 --> 00:33:43,260 Kim, is everything all right with you? 546 00:33:44,500 --> 00:33:45,500 Yeah. 547 00:33:46,380 --> 00:33:47,319 It is, yeah. 548 00:33:47,320 --> 00:33:49,540 It is. I'm fine. Honestly, I'm fine. 549 00:33:50,040 --> 00:33:52,520 Do you know what? I think you and I need to have a drink at my office later. 550 00:33:52,780 --> 00:33:55,900 Yeah. I'm always there if you need someone to talk to. Yeah. Do you know 551 00:33:55,960 --> 00:33:56,980 That would be lovely. 552 00:33:57,220 --> 00:33:59,660 OK. I'll see you later. All right. OK. I'll see you later. 553 00:34:03,880 --> 00:34:05,180 Don't. Kim. 554 00:34:05,680 --> 00:34:08,300 I don't know what's going on, but it looks to me like you're about to make 555 00:34:08,300 --> 00:34:09,540 things a whole lot worse. Please. 556 00:34:09,760 --> 00:34:11,920 Look, tell me. I might be able to help. 557 00:34:12,540 --> 00:34:16,199 I don't want some dodgy bloke chasing after our kids any more than you do. 558 00:34:17,880 --> 00:34:19,340 I don't want to lose the stuff. 559 00:34:20,750 --> 00:34:21,750 What do you mean, Lisa? 560 00:34:26,530 --> 00:34:27,530 Not mine. 561 00:34:33,909 --> 00:34:35,429 I took her from Rwanda. 562 00:34:36,370 --> 00:34:37,370 From my mum. 563 00:34:39,449 --> 00:34:41,010 I smuggled her through customs. 564 00:34:49,639 --> 00:34:50,639 How much? 565 00:34:51,440 --> 00:34:52,440 Five thousand. 566 00:34:53,040 --> 00:34:54,040 Five thousand? 567 00:34:54,900 --> 00:34:56,719 But that's our entire life savings. 568 00:34:57,200 --> 00:34:59,060 You know how close to the edge I am. 569 00:34:59,860 --> 00:35:01,720 I can't do that, Rose. That's the truth. 570 00:35:02,140 --> 00:35:03,260 Well, anything, then? 571 00:35:04,180 --> 00:35:07,800 After all our Marley's done for me, I owe it to him to make sure he doesn't 572 00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:09,520 out like the rest, and I will if it kills me. 573 00:35:12,240 --> 00:35:13,940 I can give you a thousand. 574 00:35:14,640 --> 00:35:15,640 Two at a push. 575 00:35:18,480 --> 00:35:19,540 Well, do you want it or not? 576 00:35:21,340 --> 00:35:23,480 Good man, Tom Clarkson, you're the best. 577 00:35:26,100 --> 00:35:27,680 I'm an easy tap, that's what I am. 578 00:35:32,480 --> 00:35:34,720 Kim, what you've done is kidnapping. 579 00:35:35,520 --> 00:35:37,940 You could go to prison for that. No, it isn't. 580 00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:39,740 It isn't. The mother gave it to me. 581 00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:44,000 Why would she do that? She begged me to take Grace. 582 00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:46,000 Give her a better chance. 583 00:35:47,920 --> 00:35:49,300 You didn't see it out there, Steph. 584 00:35:51,480 --> 00:35:52,960 I've got nothing. 585 00:35:53,420 --> 00:35:54,420 I know. 586 00:35:54,640 --> 00:35:57,900 But there are plenty of needy kids in this country need adopting. No, but 587 00:35:57,900 --> 00:35:59,240 were like my family. 588 00:36:01,580 --> 00:36:07,600 And I tried to do my best to teach Grace's brothers and sisters. 589 00:36:10,300 --> 00:36:15,700 But it was too little and it was too late, so if I could at least just give 590 00:36:15,700 --> 00:36:16,700 of them a new start. 591 00:36:17,770 --> 00:36:18,870 Why didn't you do it properly? 592 00:36:19,070 --> 00:36:23,150 Why didn't you make it a formal adoption? Because there was no time. 593 00:36:25,290 --> 00:36:29,870 And I couldn't find Grayson's dad to tell him anything about it. 594 00:36:32,010 --> 00:36:35,290 You stole her from her own father. He tried to blackmail me. 595 00:36:37,130 --> 00:36:39,530 And when that's not worked, he turned me in. 596 00:36:39,950 --> 00:36:42,150 Or he's having me followed or something. 597 00:36:49,480 --> 00:36:51,700 Right, just remember to keep your breathing and your tempo steady. 598 00:36:52,220 --> 00:36:56,820 It's a three -part harmony. Don't strain for the notes. And, well, if all else 599 00:36:56,820 --> 00:36:59,720 fails, then... Sorry about the delay, sorry. 600 00:37:01,120 --> 00:37:03,260 There you go. 601 00:37:19,560 --> 00:37:20,560 Try again. 602 00:37:24,960 --> 00:37:25,360 The 603 00:37:25,360 --> 00:37:34,040 guy 604 00:37:34,040 --> 00:37:36,360 is a dead weight. He's lazy. 605 00:37:36,940 --> 00:37:40,400 He abandoned his kids. He's even got a bunch of other kids. Some other woman. 606 00:37:40,620 --> 00:37:45,440 Kim, there are loads of dead weight dads who just love their kids in a different 607 00:37:45,440 --> 00:37:46,840 way. It's not for you to decide. 608 00:37:52,810 --> 00:37:53,810 messed up, had I? 609 00:37:55,950 --> 00:38:01,210 When I went over there, I thought I could adapt. 610 00:38:03,830 --> 00:38:04,830 And I couldn't. 611 00:38:06,530 --> 00:38:08,390 And then I come over here. 612 00:38:10,190 --> 00:38:12,490 I had to do the same thing, same as always. 613 00:38:14,010 --> 00:38:15,070 I have to know Beth. 614 00:38:16,490 --> 00:38:18,370 I just wanted to protect her. 615 00:38:21,490 --> 00:38:22,610 Couldn't even do that right. 616 00:38:26,270 --> 00:38:27,270 Do you know what? 617 00:38:27,770 --> 00:38:32,390 I might as well let her go back. Stop suffering from my selfishness. Hang on, 618 00:38:32,430 --> 00:38:33,430 hang on. 619 00:38:33,670 --> 00:38:35,310 Let's just think about this for a second. 620 00:38:36,770 --> 00:38:38,950 Your methods are not always best. 621 00:38:39,670 --> 00:38:42,570 But your motives usually are. 622 00:38:43,750 --> 00:38:44,750 So what do I do? 623 00:39:24,810 --> 00:39:26,130 Fantastic. Well done. 624 00:39:26,910 --> 00:39:29,490 I'm really surprised at how easy you make it look. 625 00:39:30,490 --> 00:39:33,230 You know what? We have got a real shot at getting into that competition. 626 00:39:34,990 --> 00:39:35,990 Well done. 627 00:39:36,270 --> 00:39:37,270 I'm so impressed. 628 00:39:37,570 --> 00:39:38,570 Thank you. 629 00:39:45,730 --> 00:39:46,730 Told you. 630 00:39:47,950 --> 00:39:49,290 Don't get too cocky. 631 00:39:49,570 --> 00:39:50,570 You've got a long way to go. 632 00:39:50,970 --> 00:39:52,150 You're going to stay with us, though, aren't you? 633 00:40:06,760 --> 00:40:07,760 Two grand. 634 00:40:07,780 --> 00:40:10,600 That's almost half. And I've got plenty of idea of how to get the rest. 635 00:40:11,020 --> 00:40:12,360 I wouldn't waste your time, Mum. 636 00:40:13,460 --> 00:40:14,460 It's not fun anymore. 637 00:40:17,660 --> 00:40:18,660 I'm so shaking. 638 00:40:19,880 --> 00:40:24,240 I parked my car right up to the entrance, so hopefully nobody will see 639 00:40:24,560 --> 00:40:28,140 And what I'll do is I'll give you a call as soon as I know everything's all 640 00:40:28,140 --> 00:40:29,140 right. 641 00:40:29,220 --> 00:40:30,220 Thank you, Steph. 642 00:40:30,320 --> 00:40:32,740 You owe me. Big time. 643 00:40:33,040 --> 00:40:34,040 Okay. 644 00:40:34,180 --> 00:40:35,520 Bye -bye, baby. Bye -bye. 645 00:40:39,920 --> 00:40:42,380 happened about that drink? I thought we were going to... Do you know what? 646 00:40:42,820 --> 00:40:44,360 I don't think we need it anymore. 647 00:40:45,420 --> 00:40:46,420 You were right. 648 00:40:46,540 --> 00:40:49,720 I have been on a bit of a mission lately and I've been letting my personal 649 00:40:49,720 --> 00:40:53,400 problems get in the way of my professional ones, but I am sorting them 650 00:40:53,960 --> 00:40:56,020 And I promise it won't happen again. 651 00:40:56,560 --> 00:40:57,560 Okay. 652 00:40:59,400 --> 00:41:00,760 Night -night then. See you. 653 00:41:20,300 --> 00:41:21,640 Someone's going to the pub just now, Frederick. 654 00:41:21,920 --> 00:41:25,980 Do you want to join us? I promised I'd have dinner tonight with Tom, so... OK. 655 00:41:26,220 --> 00:41:27,220 Well, I'll see you later. 656 00:41:27,420 --> 00:41:28,420 See you. 657 00:41:36,340 --> 00:41:37,340 I got it. 658 00:41:40,460 --> 00:41:41,419 Where is she? 659 00:41:41,420 --> 00:41:42,420 Oh, 660 00:41:45,380 --> 00:41:47,160 very... Nice. 661 00:41:47,400 --> 00:41:50,760 Okay, could you put that down? That was not for you. I'm sorry. 662 00:41:52,700 --> 00:41:56,340 Are you guys... I know Rachel and I are going out for a couple of hours. 663 00:41:56,940 --> 00:42:01,540 Yeah, we are. So, no alcohol, Philip. Okay, and no smoking indoors. 664 00:42:02,160 --> 00:42:03,580 Absolutely nobody upstairs. 665 00:42:04,180 --> 00:42:07,020 If there's any problems, anything goes wrong, you call me. Rachel, Rachel, 666 00:42:07,020 --> 00:42:10,840 Rachel. Shush now, shush. See you later, mate. Cheers, thanks. 667 00:42:14,960 --> 00:42:16,060 I think it's a good idea, Eddie. 668 00:42:16,340 --> 00:42:20,100 Yeah, he needs you cupping him some slack after Kim's been messing with his 669 00:42:20,100 --> 00:42:20,919 all day. 670 00:42:20,920 --> 00:42:24,300 And we need some time to ourselves as well. 671 00:42:24,940 --> 00:42:25,940 First date? 672 00:42:26,260 --> 00:42:27,700 First date. Yeah. 673 00:42:28,060 --> 00:42:29,060 One rule. 674 00:42:29,100 --> 00:42:32,860 What? No mention of school and no mention of Philip. Just us. 675 00:42:33,600 --> 00:42:35,200 Hey, Jeff. Hi, 676 00:42:35,940 --> 00:42:36,940 miss. 677 00:42:37,220 --> 00:42:40,080 Just a minute, Eddie. Bolton, can you come here, please? What is that? 678 00:42:40,540 --> 00:42:42,280 It's all alcohol -free, miss. Don't worry. 679 00:42:43,290 --> 00:42:46,530 Look, I'm relying on you to keep things in order tonight, Bolton. Make sure 680 00:42:46,530 --> 00:42:47,530 nothing goes wrong. 681 00:42:47,570 --> 00:42:48,750 Don't worry, I'll be looking after him. 682 00:42:49,090 --> 00:42:50,350 What's in it for me if it all goes cool? 683 00:42:50,770 --> 00:42:53,570 What's in it for you? You might just avoid spending the rest of your life in 684 00:42:53,570 --> 00:42:56,170 cooler. Take those glasses off when I'm talking to you, OK? 685 00:42:56,530 --> 00:42:58,990 I don't think I don't know about your little advertising campaign for tonight. 686 00:42:59,650 --> 00:43:01,750 Anything gets trashed and you're personally responsible. 687 00:43:02,270 --> 00:43:03,270 And I mean that. 688 00:43:04,110 --> 00:43:05,370 Serious? Yes, miss. 689 00:43:07,930 --> 00:43:08,930 I'm trusting you. 690 00:43:09,330 --> 00:43:10,630 Hi, miss! Yes, miss! 691 00:43:10,970 --> 00:43:11,970 Hi! 692 00:43:13,420 --> 00:43:15,360 No, no, no. Have a good time. 693 00:43:16,120 --> 00:43:17,120 Oh, 694 00:43:18,820 --> 00:43:19,820 there's more of them. 695 00:43:20,180 --> 00:43:21,700 Hello, hello, hello. 696 00:43:22,380 --> 00:43:23,640 Happy birthday, Virgin! 697 00:43:25,040 --> 00:43:27,960 Guys, look where I can put the decks. A sloth would like a version. We can get a 698 00:43:27,960 --> 00:43:28,960 shout -out to you and Michaela. 699 00:43:29,320 --> 00:43:30,320 Yes, ma 'am. 700 00:43:31,020 --> 00:43:32,420 Oh, shut the gaff up. 701 00:43:33,740 --> 00:43:36,320 Hello. Where did the deck start going? What is that? 702 00:43:37,100 --> 00:43:38,100 It's Mason. 703 00:43:38,540 --> 00:43:40,060 She actually looks like a nice person. 704 00:43:40,460 --> 00:43:41,460 Oh, there we go. 705 00:44:09,009 --> 00:44:10,270 Hey. Good session. 706 00:44:10,590 --> 00:44:11,569 Yeah, it was great. 707 00:44:11,570 --> 00:44:12,870 I thought I had problems. 708 00:44:13,170 --> 00:44:14,410 What's wrong with these guys? 709 00:44:18,090 --> 00:44:19,530 See how many people are in the same boat as you? 710 00:44:20,170 --> 00:44:22,330 It makes such a difference to have someone to talk to. 711 00:44:23,070 --> 00:44:25,070 Hey, I could murder a copper if you've got five minutes. 712 00:44:25,550 --> 00:44:26,850 Give you all the juicy details. 713 00:44:29,110 --> 00:44:31,490 Oh, no, listen. No, you should get back. Sorry. 714 00:44:33,230 --> 00:44:35,390 It's all right. One copper can't hurt, can it? 715 00:44:49,839 --> 00:44:50,839 Run it off me. 716 00:45:02,020 --> 00:45:08,600 Need a couple of drinks there? 717 00:45:27,660 --> 00:45:30,800 I mean, yeah, on a weekend, I've only shot the biceps a couple of times, 718 00:45:30,840 --> 00:45:33,900 finished up with some abs. I mean, he's there. He's always there. He's always 719 00:45:33,900 --> 00:45:34,900 there. 720 00:46:17,130 --> 00:46:18,690 a different person to the Rose that I first met. 721 00:46:19,710 --> 00:46:22,190 In a good way. 722 00:46:23,110 --> 00:46:26,290 You walk differently, you talk differently, you look different. 723 00:46:27,590 --> 00:46:30,210 Pay me any more compliments like that, my head won't fit back in the car. 724 00:46:47,540 --> 00:46:48,540 Definitely, pal. 725 00:46:48,900 --> 00:46:49,900 What? 726 00:46:50,800 --> 00:46:51,800 What did I want? 727 00:46:51,900 --> 00:46:53,360 To manage that new prison, pal. 728 00:46:54,240 --> 00:46:56,000 Of course you do. No way are they old enough. 729 00:46:56,400 --> 00:46:58,300 That's what's causing our peace the opening night. 730 00:46:58,720 --> 00:46:59,720 I'm totally not going, right? 731 00:46:59,960 --> 00:47:00,598 Says who? 732 00:47:00,600 --> 00:47:02,660 Well, what am I supposed to do? I'm not old enough. I've noticed. 733 00:47:02,940 --> 00:47:04,500 You won't let your disability hold me back. 734 00:47:06,020 --> 00:47:07,480 All right, I'll definitely call. 735 00:47:11,300 --> 00:47:12,600 Never used to want all that crap. 736 00:47:14,120 --> 00:47:15,500 It'd be cool, man, just me and her. 737 00:47:16,440 --> 00:47:17,440 Now? 738 00:47:20,350 --> 00:47:21,350 You like her, don't you? 739 00:47:22,450 --> 00:47:24,490 She said she's involved, so... Not anymore. 740 00:47:25,110 --> 00:47:26,110 Just a little bit milder. 741 00:47:27,270 --> 00:47:28,270 Right for rebound. 742 00:47:29,310 --> 00:47:30,830 Well, she's not going to say yes to me, is she? 743 00:47:31,410 --> 00:47:32,690 Do you want to lose your virginity or not? 744 00:47:34,090 --> 00:47:35,850 Yeah. Just keep it cool. 745 00:47:36,330 --> 00:47:37,330 I need to speak to her. 746 00:47:40,150 --> 00:47:41,630 Nah, it's not really the time, is it? 747 00:47:41,870 --> 00:47:42,870 Well, when is it the time? 748 00:47:43,370 --> 00:47:44,470 I've just embarrassed myself, what? 749 00:47:44,870 --> 00:47:45,870 More than you already have done. 750 00:47:46,090 --> 00:47:48,590 I mean, you've already tried it on with everybody else in the gaming place. 751 00:47:49,840 --> 00:47:50,840 Go on! 752 00:47:59,440 --> 00:48:00,600 Miss Kim Campbell? 753 00:48:02,080 --> 00:48:04,160 Yes? We're from the Home Office. 754 00:48:04,660 --> 00:48:06,120 May we come in for a second, please? 755 00:48:06,520 --> 00:48:07,520 But what's this about? 756 00:48:07,680 --> 00:48:10,820 We're following up some reports we've had about you harbouring an illegal 757 00:48:10,820 --> 00:48:12,740 immigrant. A baby. 758 00:48:14,400 --> 00:48:17,540 What? We can just come in, have a chat. 759 00:48:18,260 --> 00:48:19,260 No. 760 00:48:19,759 --> 00:48:24,580 No, I'm afraid you can't. I'm busy. We can't come back with a warrant if we 761 00:48:24,580 --> 00:48:25,580 to. 762 00:48:25,600 --> 00:48:26,600 Then you're going to have to. 763 00:48:35,960 --> 00:48:41,260 You are being such a good girl for your Auntie Steph, aren't you? 764 00:48:41,660 --> 00:48:43,360 Little greasy, greasy, greasy. 765 00:48:44,660 --> 00:48:45,660 Well, don't worry. 766 00:48:46,300 --> 00:48:47,880 Nobody's going to be taking you anywhere. 767 00:48:49,779 --> 00:48:50,779 Hello? 768 00:48:51,820 --> 00:48:52,820 Oh, good. 769 00:48:53,160 --> 00:48:54,160 Are you all right? 770 00:48:56,120 --> 00:48:57,120 Yes, we're fine. 771 00:48:57,400 --> 00:49:00,560 Listen, there'll be nothing that Mary Poppins can't deal with, I promise. 772 00:49:01,720 --> 00:49:02,860 OK, I'll speak to you later. 773 00:49:03,100 --> 00:49:04,100 Bye. 774 00:49:06,460 --> 00:49:07,500 That was your mummy. 775 00:49:20,330 --> 00:49:21,330 Thanks for coming. 776 00:49:21,390 --> 00:49:22,390 It's all right. 777 00:49:30,050 --> 00:49:31,370 I heard about you and Marla. 778 00:49:32,430 --> 00:49:33,430 Good to know. 779 00:49:40,150 --> 00:49:44,070 Tell me to go if you want. I just thought you might want to show them to 780 00:49:47,550 --> 00:49:48,610 Do you know of something, Philip? 781 00:49:54,100 --> 00:49:55,300 He's fancying it on. 782 00:50:38,250 --> 00:50:40,750 I keep getting them out and putting them in people's faces all the time. So 783 00:50:40,750 --> 00:50:43,030 what? I'm getting a bit of attention. It makes me feel good. 784 00:50:43,290 --> 00:50:44,290 I give you attention. 785 00:50:44,590 --> 00:50:47,810 That's not about you, though, is it? No, but it's all people are talking about. 786 00:50:47,990 --> 00:50:50,850 I mean, I know there's more to you than them, but... You're not man enough to 787 00:50:50,850 --> 00:50:51,749 handle me. 788 00:50:51,750 --> 00:50:54,590 Listen, it's all right when you're checking out some other woman's boobs in 789 00:50:54,590 --> 00:50:58,450 magazine or some next girl's at school, but you can't stomach it when people are 790 00:50:58,450 --> 00:50:59,448 doing it after me. 791 00:50:59,450 --> 00:51:02,470 No, but there never even used to be like this. But you've got to be tarting it 792 00:51:02,470 --> 00:51:04,950 around all the time. I don't care what you think, Bolton. 793 00:51:05,170 --> 00:51:07,450 If you can't handle me, then you might as well just... 794 00:51:09,259 --> 00:51:10,259 What? 795 00:51:11,320 --> 00:51:12,320 Breaking up with her? 796 00:51:13,820 --> 00:51:16,520 I've got fellas queuing round the block. You might as well count yourself lucky. 797 00:51:17,220 --> 00:51:18,380 It's half the problem, though, innit? 798 00:51:19,100 --> 00:51:20,220 You think we can do better? 799 00:51:20,740 --> 00:51:21,658 It's me. 800 00:51:21,660 --> 00:51:23,640 See how long it is before you come crawling back? 801 00:51:25,260 --> 00:51:26,540 I won't be waiting for you. 802 00:51:27,620 --> 00:51:28,620 We're breaking up. 803 00:51:29,280 --> 00:51:32,180 But when people want to ask me about Bolton and the stud, I might just have 804 00:51:32,180 --> 00:51:33,180 tell them it's different. 805 00:51:33,340 --> 00:51:34,380 Do what you want, though. 806 00:51:34,720 --> 00:51:36,080 It's better than being a fake, innit? 807 00:51:46,670 --> 00:51:50,410 This is, uh, this is really... This is your first time, yeah? 808 00:51:52,330 --> 00:51:53,330 Don't worry. 809 00:51:54,910 --> 00:51:55,910 I'll be gentle. 810 00:51:57,710 --> 00:52:00,810 I mean, do you really want to... Yeah, why not? 811 00:52:01,830 --> 00:52:03,470 You like me, don't you, Philip? 812 00:52:04,530 --> 00:52:05,530 Yeah. 813 00:52:06,910 --> 00:52:07,910 Let's do this. 814 00:52:09,090 --> 00:52:10,630 Do you not think I'm worth it, either? 815 00:52:24,980 --> 00:52:25,980 Come on. 816 00:52:26,340 --> 00:52:27,780 I thought this is what you wanted. 817 00:52:29,700 --> 00:52:31,540 Flick, Flick, Flick, Flick, come on. 818 00:52:31,800 --> 00:52:33,880 Not really, OK? Not like this. 819 00:52:34,100 --> 00:52:35,100 What the hell? 820 00:52:36,820 --> 00:52:41,200 I think you're really nice and everything, Flick, and I do really fancy 821 00:52:41,240 --> 00:52:45,500 but... It's like what Campbell said today. 822 00:52:46,250 --> 00:52:49,130 You know, I want it to mean something, okay? 823 00:52:49,390 --> 00:52:51,110 For someone who cares for me. 824 00:52:53,410 --> 00:52:55,090 And someone who wants to do it for the right reasons. 825 00:52:59,110 --> 00:53:00,790 And I don't think that's you, really, is it? 826 00:53:20,150 --> 00:53:21,550 Sorry. 827 00:53:40,040 --> 00:53:41,040 You alright? 828 00:53:41,060 --> 00:53:42,060 Yeah, I'm fine. 829 00:53:43,020 --> 00:53:44,200 I jumped in, yeah. 830 00:53:44,780 --> 00:53:47,280 Cool. I'm just worried about you. 831 00:53:48,120 --> 00:53:49,120 Don't be. 832 00:53:49,980 --> 00:53:52,620 That might have felt like too much woman for him to handle, is it? 833 00:53:53,800 --> 00:53:55,140 Different league me now, Flo. 834 00:53:56,620 --> 00:53:57,620 You okay? 835 00:53:58,340 --> 00:53:59,840 Got better places to be at. 836 00:54:00,940 --> 00:54:02,400 Can't be doing me no hangers -on. 837 00:54:29,960 --> 00:54:31,060 Just a second, Jack. 838 00:54:32,180 --> 00:54:33,180 Yo! 839 00:54:35,480 --> 00:54:36,480 Yo! 840 00:54:37,160 --> 00:54:38,200 Everyone out! 841 00:54:38,920 --> 00:54:39,920 Yo! 842 00:54:41,900 --> 00:54:42,900 Yo! 843 00:54:44,400 --> 00:54:45,400 Party's done! 844 00:54:46,440 --> 00:54:48,320 Mason's back in 20 minutes. Everyone out! 845 00:56:16,200 --> 00:56:19,120 This is you inviting me in for coffee, is it? No, it was me inviting you to 846 00:56:19,120 --> 00:56:20,120 clear the rubbish. Oh. 847 00:56:20,800 --> 00:56:21,800 I'm scared. 848 00:56:23,580 --> 00:56:24,580 There was no need. 849 00:56:25,300 --> 00:56:26,800 Did they actually have a party? 850 00:56:30,700 --> 00:56:33,380 Philip? Hey, leave him alone. Don't embarrass him. 851 00:56:36,040 --> 00:56:37,040 Philip? 852 00:56:53,320 --> 00:56:54,320 And, did he have a good birthday? 853 00:56:54,980 --> 00:56:55,980 Yeah, good. 854 00:56:57,000 --> 00:56:58,000 Do you think he's okay? 855 00:56:58,300 --> 00:57:01,720 He will be, when you learn to relax and when you're alone. 856 00:57:03,800 --> 00:57:09,960 So, coffee, or maybe straight to a little sex ed lesson of our own. 857 00:57:13,080 --> 00:57:14,080 Do you? 858 00:57:15,160 --> 00:57:16,260 I think we'll see, yes.